Out of Office Assistant re: Molly

No show this week, y'all! I'm officially on vacation as of right....now. I may post on the blog here and there next week. If not, stay thirsty my friends.

Drop me a line here if you need some encouragement...or want to encourage me:
greetingsfromkentucky at gmail dot com

Love,
Molly

Up Up and Awayyyyy

I'm trying to will my soul into excitement about vacation and there are a few sparks here and there. I'm starting to remember the quiet hum of air conditioners you hear on walks around the island. That complete change in sound that happens when you walk over that last dune and onto the beach that makes everything really blowy and loud. That long grass that always rubs your ankles in a very annoying, uncomfortable way.

Then there are the road side stands of veggies, seafood and the best thing evah: boiled peanuts. Now, I wouldn't recommend eating a bag full the same day as, say, a date. But do it somehow. And don't you dare buy the ones in cans. It'll be the above but way worse.

Here's what's left to do:
1. Slap some clothes in a bag
2. Gather the sand toys and fishin' poles!
3. Get a net for crabbin!
4. Get the cooler out and get ready to pack some foods
5. Load ipod with podcasts and tunes out the wazoo for long trip entertainment
6. Load ipad with movies...somehow...anyone know how to do this?
7. Get rest of bebe & daddy's stuff together.
8. Sheets, towels and pillows to pack...also my job
9. Car games, toys and books for bebe
10. Pack sandwich stuff...don't forget.

So basically everything. Tonight the hair goes. So sick of it sitting on my neck. I'm going for a Tilda Swinson layered-up-the-back thing. Picture for sure...if it looks ok. I even have a coupon.

Have a nice day,
Molly

Monday by Numerous Numbers

1. I took a walk today for the sake of taking a walk and seeing some nice people.
2. Worked out today, thank goodness.
3. I have to write a 5 paragraph paper tonight and I couldn't be more excited about it.
4. Dinner tonight is chicken legs and squash, so there's that.
5. Potter will make you cry.
6. I hope to be in bed at a decent hour...and actually be tired at that point and not cranked on the magic juice of my brain.
7. I could use a good belly laugh
8. My life is completely about distracting/protecting myself from my brain.
9. I could use a positive surprise
10. I'm doing stupid things this week already. I need to shut it down.

Keep it together, Molly.

Shameless

Here's the deal: I have a new donate button over there on the right (scroll down a little) that will allow you to donate to the blogcast via paypal. No pressure, but I would appreciate your support. You enter the amount, whatever you want to give.

Here's what you get:
1. $5 - Recession donation = on air thank you + my undying love.
2. $10 - Call in guest spot + my undying love
3. $20 - A bag of my homemade granola + my undying love
4. $30 - Ad spot for your good or service + my undying love
5. $50 - Write and perform a song about you! + my undying love
6. $100 - Allof the above + my undying love
7. $500 - Hahahahahaha......What ever the fuck you want + my undying love.

The CafePress shop is still open and linked over there on the right. This is the last post of this kind.

Love,
Molly

Gym Rat

I used to give my SIL a hard time about going to the gym for hours at a time, but I'm starting to get sucked in myself. Now, I should clarify that I don't spend hours at a time there (because I fucking hate going there), but I'm starting to get that thing where I have to go every single day and if I don't I'm thinking of what I can do at home that will count as some form of exercise. I'll do lunges while I'm walking down a hall way or leg lifts and bicycle legs while playing with Bebe. Crazy? Just scratching the pretend surface.

I'm off to listen to a Podcuddle...because that's what one does when one wants to feel better about things. It always works. It was also the podcast that made me thing "hell, if these guys can get away with this for an entire hour (sometimes more) I can totally do this podcast thing." And I don't mean that ugly. I love those guys.

Yeah.

Manic Week is Happening....

I've been working out every day (along with other activities) and that seems to be helping me with the madness. I will say that my workouts are laiden with rage. It was slightly anticlimactic yesterday raging at the gym mid morning, when everyone at the gym seems to have an average age of about 70 years. Obviously I was feeling pretty strong.

We only have about 2 weeks left until our trek to NC for a family vacation. It'll be nice to get away and even nice to return. But then starts the countdown clock to school starting back up and I couldn't be less excited about it. Seriously. I'm madly in love with the free time to think and do and be. I'm scarred and depressed so I'm going to change the subject now.

Excited about another show. I'm learning as I go and am having fun just writing, writing, writing all week long. I'm just now realizing what good exercise it is to write out my schtick long form. I now need to figure out how to write a joke....I'll get there.

I need to go run around, all this sitting is making me insane...er.

Weekend Recap

Greetings from KY!

It was a full, long weekend with lots of play time with Bebe and Co. Really had fun doing the show Saturday night and had a great call-in segment with the ever fabulous Kim. Her top ten lessons learned from her first music festival experience are below, please enjoy. I have also linked to the Jell-O cake recipe I recounted for you. Here's to a great week and month ahead.

Also, a special thanks to Andy for risking life and limb to not miss the show!

Jell-O Cake

Kim's Top 10 Lessons Learned for
Music Festival Attendance

10	Bring your own food - you'll want enough cash to get festival specialty foods, but you'll be broke (not to mention sick) if that's all you plan to eat.
9	Dress in layers - your attire must be flexible enough to accommodate a wide temperate range.
8	Bring full sized garbage bags - they are handy for covering your chair if it rains.
7	If you have peeps meeting you at the festival, get good at looking around and waving your arms frantically.
6	Bring a hat - scalp sunburns suck.
5	Don't leave your chair after dark - it is impossible to find your way back.
4	If you HAVE to leave your seat after dark, bring a flashlight or glow stick , it's helpful when trying to find your way back.
3	If you can avoid dehydration, drink very little, so nothing will need to come out.
2	If you HAVE to go to the bathroom, sometimes the port-a-potty is a better option than the real bathrooms.
1	If a middle aged woman approaches, avoid looking at her chest - she may be bra-less.