Thursday, October 8, 2009

Random things heard in my head....

"My Body, Myself, Oy. Heh, that'd be a funny/sad post."

"Damnit!" - whilst coughing.

"Whole milk, bread, lunch meat, breakfast things, Diet Coke, coffee, Jelli's dog food, lotion, oooo solid pack pumpkin, better grab some cans of that. Do i need a Halloween shirt? Nooooo. Do I want a Halloween shirt? Yes.... Just pick her up! Its late, she shouldn't be out, she's tired, just pick her up and she'll be happy. How can you ignore your kid?...please get out of my way" - while at Wal-Mart.

"Pumpkin pancakes!" - on what to make Lilly for her birthday breakfast.

"Totally going to get up in the morning to run." - evening mantra...every evening.

"Vacuum, sweep, mop, dust, dishes, laundry, make beds, bathe the dogs..." - constant list making for upcoming weekend visitors.

"Coolest person ever" - how I feel about Lilly when we play.

"Damnit!" - on forgetting to thaw the chicken for dinner last night.

"Why do you care if my baby has her birthday celebration one day later than the actual date?" - on stupid people

"Yes, I'm definately 10 years older than you people. The more I hear you talk, the more I feel it. And in what society is that considered public attire?" - thought before and after Anatomy/Physiology class.

"Nahhhh" - on actually making the pumpkin pancakes Saturday AM.

"You can do it, you can do it, you can do it" - talking myself into getting up to exercise this AM.

"No waaaaaaaaaay" - on learning that Mrs. Dugger is expecting...for literally the 19th time. That family is like a train wreck...I can't look away. They have that twinkle of inbreeding in their eyes.

"How is that even possible?" on viewing these images of Coco (Ice T's girl) on The Superficial.

2 comments:

Cerulean Bill said...

I like what goes on in your head.

genderist said...

It's cracking me up!

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