Thursday, March 15, 2012

Buying Jeans

Fuck me, I hate buying jeans.  I've set out and tried many, many times the last few years to purchase a pair of jeans that fit/look/feel right for my body.  Alas!  I walk away so many times unfulfilled to come home to the same two ill fitting pair.  I'm a high-rise woman in a low rise world and I've had it! Wow, I sound like Cathy.  Sorry.  I finally found the right size/fit at Macy's in their own generic brand, Style&Co or whatever it is.  I even opened a Macy's charge card to get the discount, which I'll be paying and closing shortly.  Its not the best pair of jeans though, its that thin denim material that is so popular right now.  Maybe some day I'll find a pair of Levi's that are right for me.


Oh, and by the way: "Natural Fit" = Mom Jeans.  Seriously, see image above.  I am not kidding.  Its 2012 and these exist in real time at Macy's.  They didn't look good on me and I can't see how they'd look good on ANYONE.  Whoever designed them can go fuck themselves.

The end.